I have also invented some new words:

Comfuzzled, which is being confused and puzzled, at the same time.

Snirt, which is a cross between snow and dirt.

And smushables, which are smashed groseries you find at the bottom of the bag.

I've sent a letter to the Oxford Diccionary people asking them to include my words,

but i've not heard back.

Mary's father, Noel Norman Dinkle, worked in a factory attaching the string to tea bags.
At show and tell she told her classmates he could get as many free tea bags as he wanted.
Her favorite tea bag was Earl Grey.
She loved saying Earl Grey, and would like, one day, to marrie someone called Earl Grey.
They would live in a castle in Scotland, have nine babies, two ducks,
and a dog called, Kevin.